…It just seems that it would be more difficult to get in if you were taking shortcuts?…I've also got a coupon for $1.00 off of Devil's Food cake…I don't know what to do!!!!?????!!!!
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Can you get into Heaven if you clip coupons…?
April 15th, 2008 · 12 Comments
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12 responses so far ↓
1 Matthew T // Apr 15, 2008
Very funny. Waste of 5 points.
2 Queenie knows it all. // Apr 15, 2008
That will certainly help cut the cost of the admission fee.
3 Deja1713 // Apr 15, 2008
That's just a stupid Question, Why do you people ask such things! Get a Grip!
4 Fat @ss Giraffe // Apr 15, 2008
I thought clipping coupons was the only way to get in….
5 ♪.BITE ME♪..♪ // Apr 15, 2008
Eat it… then immediately use the restroom and FLUSH it down to where it belongs…
Heck if you can get the devil (cake) for cheap and easy and then chit it out even easier? You got it made honey!
If not? I recommend a light laxative to help in the process..some people hang crosses in their bathrooms and use oils in the blessing to help this along…
6 Renell E // Apr 15, 2008
are u serious? maybe u must go to the purgatory first.
7 candii_jojo is a groovy chick. // Apr 15, 2008
Do you have a coupon for angel food cake? Angel Food coupons trump Devil's Food coupons any day.
8 Roxxi // Apr 15, 2008
just wait for the free clinic! It's held every third Saturday of the month. They'll let you no right there if you application has been approved or denied! haha!!
9 rousseau // Apr 15, 2008
If you wait until the next major holiday, you should find a coupon for Heavenly Ham or Angel Soft toilet paper. That should guarantee entrance.
10 sarah // Apr 15, 2008
*Grabs scissors and starts snipping*
Must get to heaven… must get to heaven…..
Devil's Food? We don't neeed no stinkin' devil's food!!!!!
11 Question This // Apr 15, 2008
You must give 10% of your coupons to the church. They KNOW if you give them the expired ones.
As for the Devil Dilemma, the solution is simple. Whiteout the D-word and present a coupon for “Food Cake.” So as not to confuse the cashier, alter the cake package as well.
Grocery stores encourage this type of audience participation.
Now that you have your cake you should eat it too, while pondering a system of political correctness that allows for the existence of “LA Angels” but censors “Tampa Bay _____ Ray’s”. Can a non-blasphemous name propel Tampa Bay to a record above .400? Stay tuned, while Major League Baseball tests God…
12 NAN // Apr 15, 2008
The dang coupons are not going to take you to hell, that's for sure. Now the devils food cake might. hahaha you better watch it, never know who's going to show up to eat some with you!
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